Credit where credit's due. From another thread:
From: David Lawrence
Jul 1 1997 12:31AM EST
Reply #1382 of 1416
Well, since you brought it up....<G>
Actual headline from the Sports section of the Sunday, June 29 Journal
News in Hamilton! Ohio (large banner):
"Holyfield - by an ear!"
Q. What did Tyson say to Holyfield after the referee took two points
away from him?
A. "Come 'ear."
Q: What did Tyson say to Don King back in the dressing room?
A: You're right it did taste like chicken!
If Tyson gets banned for life, he could always become a barber. Think
about it: You could walk into his shop and say, "Hey, Mike! Could you
take a little off the ears?
Have you heard that Holyfield-Tyson III is going to be held in
Tennessee? Yeah, Don King's calling it the Chattanooga Chew Chew.
The rematch will be shown on the Food Network.
''A Bad Bite for Boxing'' - The News & Observer of Raleigh.
''Twice Bitten'' - Times-Picayune of New Orleans.
''Bite of the Century!'' - Arizona Republic.
''Bite Night'' - Lexington (Ky.) Herald-Leader.
''Tyson's Tasteless Tactics: Bite Night'' - The Record of Hackensack,
N.J.
''Reality Bites'' - Times Union of Albany, N.Y.
''Did Tyson Bite Off More Than He Can Chew? Time Will Tell'' - Salt Lake
Tribune.
''Tyson Subject of Biting Criticism'' - The (Baltimore) Sun.
''Biting Commentary'' - The Boston Herald.
''Tyson Bites the Dust, Holyfield'' - Huntsville (Ala.) Times.
''Holyfield May Take a Bite Out of Tyson'' - The Indianapolis Star.
''Holyfield Can't Stay Unbitten as Heavyweight'' - Sun-Sentinel, Fort
Lauderdale, Fla.
''A two-bit bout: Holyfield wins'' - Kansas City Star.
''From Champ to Chomp'' - The Herald-Sun of Durham, N.C.
''The Champ and the Chomp'' - The Jersey Journal.
''Holyfield Still Chomp-ion'' - San Francisco Examiner.
''Heavyweight Chomp'' - Philadelphia Inquirer.
''Undisputed Chomp'' - USA TODAY.
''World Chomp'' - The Sun (London).
''Requiem for a Chompion'' - Philadelphia Daily News.
''Sucker Munch'' - The Sun (London).
''Biting Back: Evander has public's ear'' - Daily News, New York.
''Toss Tyson Out on Ear'' - Daily News, New York.
''Ear Flap'' - Newsday.
''Ears Have It! Evander Wins'' - Montgomery (Ala.) Advertiser.
''Tyson's Behavior Hard to Swallow'' - Providence Journal-Bulletin.
''Dracula'' - New York Post.
''Champ Chewing Over Legal Options'' - New York Post.
''It's Tyson's Nature to (Ch)eat'' - New York Post.
''For Tyson, Tooth Hurts'' - New York Post.
''Now Ear This: Rematch is Possible'' - New York Post.
''Lobe Blow for Boxing'' - The Tennessean.
''Iron Mike Goes Down Biting'' - The Sunday Oklahoman.
''Tyson Doesn't Gnaw What's Next'' - The Daily Oklahoman.
''Ear of Scorn'' - Kansas City Star.
''Pay Per Chew'' - Philadelphia Daily News.
''Holyfield Lends Ear as Tyson Self-Destructs'' - Arkansas
Democrat-Gazette.
''Ear-Responsible'' - Fort Worth Star-Telegram.
Q: What's the difference between a Metallica concert and a
Tyson - Holyfield match?
A: After the Metallica concert, there's a ring in the ears, after
the bout, there are ears in the ring.
Referee Miles Lane asked Holyfield why he didn't break when told to. He said, "I'm sorry, I
didn't hear you!" |
