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From: Tomato	1/22/2017 8:29:21 PM
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When I was in high school, I was part of the French club. We didn't really do anything, but every once in a while, we'd surrender to the German club. - A man is dying of cancer… But he tells everyone he's dying of aids His son asks him why. He replies "So no one will have sex with your mother when I'm gone.” - QUESTION & ANSWER JOKES Q: What is good grammar? A: The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you’re shit. Q: How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? A: It's hard to get the legs apart on an ironing board. Q: Why are there no black characters in the game of Clue? A: Because then the name of the game would be Solved. Q: What did Mr. Spock find in his toilet? A: The captain's log. Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water? A: Just spell "Evian" backwards! Q: What do you call that soft, fleshy area that surrounds a pussy that doesn't seem to serve any purpose? A: A woman. Q: Whats small, brown and sits on a piano stool? A: Beethoven's last movement. Q: How does a woman scare a gynocologist? A: By becoming a ventriloquist. Q: Why was the fruit saleswoman so successful? A: Because she had a nice pear. Q: What do you call a black man in a wetsuit? A: Jacque's custodian. Q: Why are women like stones? A: You skip the flat ones and don't bother picking up the heavy ones. Q: What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160? A: A Platoon. Q: How do you know when your girlfriend has gained too much weight? A: When she starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

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