With apologies to Kilmer, and the late hour as an excuse:
I thought that I would never see,
A stock with growth like DGIV.
But along came Macker and Mr. D,
And the Rocketeers to INFE.
While Rocketman and Byron explore
Mountain Energy's unmined ore,
The Market Makers: NOW BEWARE!
As strong hands buy and hold their share.
With Nuclear Weapons we'll enforce,
Price and value, so of course
Our portfolios rise most every day,
But we're not selling, no, no way!
And while our due is being fully paid,
We're searching planets to invade.
This crap was written by Egolpi,
Who's glad he owns some ICVI.
It's past my time to go to sleep-
Tomorrow there's more gold to reap! |
