Mr. Creationist (Mr. C): Mr. Evolutionist, why do you believe in evolution when there is no scientific evidence to back it up?

Mr. Evolutionist (Mr. E): What are you talking about? There is lots of evidence to support evolution. Why do you think all scientists believe in evolution? There is not some conspiracy out there with a bunch of scientists in a smoke-filled room dictating what all other scientists must believe. They follow the evidence and draw conclusions from that evidence. The evidence points toward evolution.

Mr. C: No, the evidence points toward “micro-evolution.” There is no evidence that everything came from nothing. There is no evidence that a “singularity” could explode and create the universe. There is no evidence to show that stars formed. There is no evidence that life came from non-life. And there is no evidence to show that animals or plants are related to totally different kinds of animals or plants, such as a dog being related to a hamster.

Mr. E: Yeah, but we see small variations happen all the time, that is evolution in action. It takes such a long time for the big changes that we can’t see it happening in our lifetime, but it did happen. Just imagine all the little changes that take place happening over a long period of time and there you have it—evolution!

Mr. C: So what you’re telling me is that you don’t see the evidence but you believe it happened.

Mr. E: You know, you creationists are so stupid. You just stick your head in the sand and ignore all the science that we see today. You probably believe in a flat earth, too. You really need to catch up to what science has taught us and get on the bandwagon of reality.