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Politics : Sharks in the Septic Tank
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To: Poet who wrote (3027)1/26/2001 5:00:16 PM
From: Constant Reader   of 82486
 
Things to do while suspended:

At lunch time, sit in your parked car w/sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for sexual favors.'

Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
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