From the Laughter is the Best Medicine thread:
3/26/2010 1:01:59 PM
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Do I sense a little bit of Karma coming around...........
Sen. Reid goes to a local GM dealer in Washington, D.C. with the intention of buying a brand new vehicle. Harry looks around and finds one he likes.
After going back and forth with the salesman, Harry settles on a price of $45,000.
Harry and the salesman go back to the office to complete the paperwork. Harry works out a 4-year payment plan, and signs on the bottom line.
The salesman shakes Harry's hand and says, "Thanks Senator Reid, the car will be ready for pickup in 4 years."
Harry says, "What are you talking about? Where are the keys to my new car?"
The salesman replies, "No, you don't understand Senator. You make payments for 4 years... THEN we give you the car. You know, just like your health plan".
Harry, with a choking voice, says to the salesman, "But that's not fair".
And I say without any doubt or embarrassment:
NO S- -T SHERLOCK!!!!! WHAT GAVE YOU YOUR FIRST CLUE??????
Get with the program Harry!! |
