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Pastimes : Ask God
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To: Fast Eddie who wrote (35638)9/18/2003 12:49:33 PM
From: JakeStraw   of 39621
 
There were three country churches in a small Texas
town: the Presbyterian church, the Methodist church and the
Catholic church.

Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels. One
day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what
to do about the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they
determined that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they
shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.

The Methodist group got together and decided that
they were not in a position to harm any of God's creations. So, they
humanely trapped the squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of
town. Three days later, the squirrels were back.

It was only the Catholics who were able to come up
with the best and most effective solution. They baptized the squirrels
and registered them as members of the church. Now they only see
them on Christmas and Easter.
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