Calvin Coolidge and his wife were visiting a farm on an election stump. Upon arrival, they toured separately. Mrs. Coolidge happened to observe a rooster in an ardent act of love with a hen. She asked the farm hand, "Tell me. How often does that rooster copulate?" The embarrassed farm hand replied, "Oh, a dozen times a day, Mrs. Coolidge." She answered, "Hmmm. Please tell that to Mr. Coolidge."
When Mr. Coolidge happened by, the farm hand obediently informed the President. The president scratched his chin, and asked, "Hmmm. Same hen every time?" The farmhand answered, "Oh no, Mr. President. Different hen every time." Mr. Coolidge replied, "Please tell that to Mrs. Coolidge." |
