Annoyingly, he flatly refuses to talk about the swords.
EIGHTEEN SHARP SWORDS (the Pugster?s Ode)
[Written, in the original, lol, by Bobby Darin]
Eighteen sharp swords came today.
Eighteen sharp swords, together with a trebouchet.
When Runner Atty came to the door,
I didn't know what to say
When eighteen sharp swords came today.
I opened up the box to see what it said.
I couldn't believe my eyes when I read,
"Though you shill for another,
I hate you anyway".
Yes, eighteen sharp swords came today.
CHORUS:
I never doubted your hate for a minute.
Now this box and the swords within it
I always thought you were a shrew,
I guess there?s nothin? left for me to do
But post the news on RB?s board
And ask to share the Kingpin?s hoard
Was she right when we were wrong?
Is that the theme of my new song?
?Cause eighteen sharp swords, disgusting,
Will one day rust away,
As will my love for Mikey, but greed is here to stay?
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