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Strategies & Market Trends : Fatty's Donut Shop
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To: Matt Brown who wrote (3710)10/2/1999 10:42:00 AM
From: Mr Metals   of 5041
 
FAT, U MIGHT BRUST BUDDY.....ROLLINGTHEHARDESTEVER..

FAT WOMEN OVER 50 AT INCREASED RISK OF SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION
LONDON (Wireless Flash) ? Stand clear of any woman who looks like the female equivalent of W.C. Fields ? she could burst into flames before your eyes.

According to paranormal researcher Damon Wilson, the largest percentage of people who have been victims of spontaneous combustion are fat ladies over 50 who love liquor.

Scientists don?t really know why overweight boozy broads are the most likely to explode, but some experts believe spontaneous combustion evaporates water in the body and causes tissue to smolder in the belly before bursting into flames.

Unfortunately, Wilson says most spontaneous combustion research is inconclusive because scientists can?t reproduce the phenomena in a lab setting.

Wilson is the author of a soon-to-be-released book called Spontaneous Combustion: Amazing True Stories Of Mysterious Fires (Sterling), which will hit stores in January.

CONTACT: Damon Wilson, ****; Arrange with Nalini Ramjit; NYC; (212) 532-7160, ext. 127
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