A SINNER REPENTS!
Oh Wonderous Father Terrence,
Forgive me Father, for I have sinned against my most sacred and precious mind. In the name of my spirit, my mind, and the holy things I produce, forgive my transgressions.
Lift from me the irrationality of my feelings towards the false wisdom of a higher spiritual plane that supercedes my existance in this universe.
Free me from the sins of altruism, righteous nonsense, the twisted words of the carpenter's son and the false prophets of the primitive Israelites who groveled in the dust beneath the feet of great empires of learning and knowledge such as the Greeks, Chinese, Egyptians and others. Free me from the sandy desert rantings of the people so bereft of values that they stole the creation myth from the Sumerians and took it upon themselves to call themselves the chosen people when they were nothing but a bunch of slimy, dirty, uneducated swine who chose despots to rule them and fools to lead them.
Open my eyes, I pray, to all the despicable lies that have ruined the lives of doltish believers that use faith to force others to the empty side of existance.
Let me always repeat: thou shalt not suffer an irrational fool to live.
Save me from primitive baptisms, born again chicanery, and men who die on crosses.
A sinner repents! |
