Texas Executions Deemed Not Racist:
Mentally retarded are treated equally in Texas - some executed, some elected.
- Don Wright
You've been a drunk, a thief, a possible felon, an unconvicted deserter and a cry baby... for the sake of all that is decent and sacred take leave immediately and bring some honor to your all-important family name.
- Michael Moore
President Bush is leaving the White House for a vacation. He's taking a month off. Yeah, take a break, you deserve it. But aides say that while on vacation, Bush will continue to make two or three speeches a week to make sure that the market keeps crashing.
- Jay Leno
In this fight for our cherished freedoms, those cherished freedoms should definitely be the first thing to go. Sieg heil, y'all.
- Molly Ivins
Terrorism, unfortunately, is all too real. But so is one's terror of the Bush presidency.
- Robert Kuttner
Today is Earth Day, or, as the Bush administration calls it, Monday.
- David Letterman
Bush is unusually incurious, abnormally unintelligent, amazingly inarticulate, fantastically uncultured, extraordinarily uneducated, and apparently quite proud of all these things.
- Christopher Hitchens
George W. Bush is emptiness personified, formed of vacuous phrases to hide his life. He is a picture which the news media, blindfolded and foolish, never broke open. He is being completely handled. He delegates everything, including the fight for his political life. His daddy's team is fending for him.
- Jane Prettyman |
