The lawyers make money and no one else,you do have a valid point, reminds me of the latest lawyer joke:
An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for
a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation. The
engineer was interviewed first, and was asked a long list of
questions, ending with "How much is two plus two?" The engineer
excused himself, and made a series of measurements and
calculations before returning to the board room and announcing,
"Four." The physicist was next interviewed, and was asked the
same questions. Before answering the last question, he excused
himself, made for the library, and did a great deal of research.
After a consultation with the United States Bureau of Standards
and many calculations, he also announced "Four." The lawyer was
interviewed last, and was asked the same questions. At the end of
his interview, before answering the last question, he drew all the
shades in the room, looked outside the door to see if anyone was
there, checked the telephone for listening devices, and asked "How
much do you want it to be?"
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