Here colleenb you seem to be real bored....
Jack Kevorkian for White House physician.
Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.
Just about the time we think we can make both ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
Just say no! to sex with pro-lifers.
"Just the same," snapped Noah's wife as she boarded the ark, "I'd feel much safer if those termites were locked up in a tin box!"
Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
Just when you think you've won the rat race along come faster rats.
Keep your words soft and sweet in case you have to eat them.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
Kneel as you are in the presence of Greatness.
Knocked. You weren't in. -- Opportunity Last Will and Testament: Being of sound mind, I spent all my money.
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
Learn from your parents' mistakes ... use birth control.
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
Legalize prayer in school ... and algebra in church.
Let go of what you are and you might become what you could be.
Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges ... but eventually you find a hairstylist you like.
Life is like a shower -- one wrong move and you're in hot water.
Life is sexually transmitted.
Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show.
Life's too short to dance with ugly men (or women).
Live your life as an exclamation, not an explanation.
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
Look out for #1 and don't step in #2 either.
Lord, if I can't be skinny, please let all my friends be fat.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Make sure Reality is not twisted after insertion.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
Marching to a different kettle of fish.
Marie Montessori taut me to rite at age too.
Maturity is a high price to pay for growing up.
Meandering to a different drummer.
Measure wealth not by the things you have, but by the things you have
for which you would not take money.
Mental backup in progress -- Do Not Disturb!
Mental floss prevents moral decay.
Middle age is having a choice of two temptations and choosing the one that will get you home earlier.
Mind like a steel trap -- rusty and illegal in 37 states.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Money can't buy love. But it can rent a very close imitation.
Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.
Montana: At least our cows are sane!
Most people make sense. I'm not one of them.
My kid had sex with your honor student.
My other car has a siren.
My other car has bumper stickers, too.
My other car is coming up behind you.
My other wife is beautiful.
My reality check just bounced.
My wife does wonderful things with leftovers. She throws them out.
My wild oats have turned to shredded wheat! |
