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Pastimes : Insults Only.....
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To: somethingwicked who wrote (4036)1/6/1999 8:01:00 AM
From: Nite-Man  Read Replies (1) of 30928
 
"Greener doesn't read Dr. Seuss"

Let's be honest, Greenie doesn't read period. Of coarse I understand, someone with your schedule simply does not have the time for such foolishness. The following is a day in the life of Green turd.

11:00 A.M. Awaken from drunken stupor at the corner of Flat Bush and 23rd. Stumble into the nearest alley, vomit and spank uncle Frank.

11:30 A.M. Raid the dumpster behind store 24 for a quick brunch and search for half smoked cigarette butts.

12:30 P.M. Stand in front of Macys and beg for change, accost women and frighten children. Note: Too stupid to think of a decent scam.

2:30 P.M. Use proceeds from begging to buy as much cheap liquor as possible. Meet Rosy, you're prostitute, junkie girlfriend and party.

4:30 P.M. Liquor is gone and you must now admit that you have again failed to obtain a green card for Rosy. Green turd is once again left alone to slap around the usual suspect.

5:30 P.M. Back to begging after a quick meal at the shelter.

7:30 P.M. Picked up for vagrancy, beaten by the police and released.

9:00 P.M. Conscious once again it's time to meet the boys for a little Mad Dog 20/20 and war stories (greenie pretends to be a successful investor in the stock market) Fortunately GZ's welfare check came in and it's Rumplemints for everyone!

1:30 A.M. Drunk beyond modern science's ability to measure Greenie passes out and shits himself in an alcohol induced coma.

11:00 A.M. Repeat process.

Greener is more than pathetic.

NM
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