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Pastimes : Let's Talk About Our Feelings!!!

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To: Jacques Chitte who wrote (41670)6/24/1999 2:44:00 PM
From: Father Terrence   of 108807
 
Actually we need "VitaCigs", cigarettes that promote health and still taste great. Fortified with vitamins and minerals! I can see it now...

Doctor: "Gee, Joe you look tired, run down."

Joe: "Yeah, Doc, just don't seem to have the pep I used to."

Doctor (a bit sternly): "Joe... are you smoking those VitaCigs I recommended to you last month?"

Joe: "Yeah, Doc. Believe me. I am!"

Doctor: " OK, Joe. Listen. Start smoking more! I want you to smoke at least 2 packs... maybe even 3 packs a day. Okay?"

Joe (brightening): "Sure, Doc. Anything you say. Three packs a day!"

Doctor: "You know what they say, 'Three packs a day keeps the doctor away'!"

(Joe laughs and doctor, good-naturedly, does too.)
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