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Politics : Proof that John Kerry is Unfit for Command

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To: Richnorth who wrote (4173)	8/29/2004 11:17:34 AM
From: Andrew N. Cothran	of 27181

Text of OPOS cartoon in today's Chicago Tribune Comic Section: In first picture, Opus in bed: "Yikes! Election Time always heats up the ol' anxiety closet." Door opens. Large mouse enters. "Psst? I'm the hamster John Kerry saved from dorwning years ago. The one his daughter talked about at the convention." "Go away!" "You need to know the truth about that day." "No I don't!" "It wasn't CPR from Mr Kerry. It. . .it was kissing." "See?! I don't need to know that!" "Can a Hamster-Kisser fight terrorists?! Let the Liberal Media REport That!!" "ARGH!" Ketchup Lady appears at the door and enters and screams. Fraud! That's not my husband's hamster!!" Hamster looks at OPUS: "Ignore that loud Saucy Woman." The Ketchup Lady reaches up and grabs the hamster's headpiece, lifts it, and reveals Dick Cheney in disguise. She say in triumph: "See. Dick Cheney!" The hamster in disguise replies: "Bug off, Ketchup Lady! This week's our spin party?" OPus grabs a tennis racket and shouts: "Back! Back in the closet or I'll Swat!" Hamster goes to closet. "Door's stuck" he says, reluctantly. Ketchup Lady stands there, hands on hips: "SHOVE IT!!" she shouts. Opus hides under the covers. "Lord Help Us" he prays.

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