Did I forget to tell you I was a lipstick lesbian?
You are so right, Alexa, it is Time They Knew.
Yes, Penni, internet romance is the modern way to meet new and interesting lovers. Alexa and I were immediately drawn to each other by our common (well, not very!) interest in small appliances. From that modest, yet suggestive, start it was only a matter of time until our passions were virtually unleashed.
Now we thrill together to the steady, vibrant hum of the shoe buffer, the sharp snap of the Hedgeclippers of Truth. You, poor Penni of the mice-in-the-trash-masher (how banal!), cannot imagine our mutual ecstasy. |
