An American business man visiting Japan decides to visit a Japanese
whore house -- after all, he's heard it can be pretty wild. He pays
his money and is led to a room where a Japanese girl is laying naked
on the bed. He gets on her and starts screwing her. The Japanese girl
starts going crazy and yelling out, "Oing Cho! Oing Cho!" He figures
she's really liking this, like she's never had something so great, so
he starts really giving it to her, and she keeps yelling out "Oing
Cho! Oing Cho!"
The next day, he's playing golf with his Japanese counterparts. He
puts his ball on the tee, swings, and hits a beautiful 250 yard shot
right onto the green. Everyone nodes and smiles. An older Japanese man
puts his ball on the tee, swings, hits a beautifuly shot, and the ball
lands on the green and rolls in the hole!! Everybody goes fucking
crazy!!-- a hole in one! All his friends are congradulating him and
praising him in Japanese. The American, not sure what exactly to say,
blurts out, "Oing Cho!! Oing Cho!!!" Everybody stops and the the old
man turns and says, "What you mean, 'Wrong hole?" |
