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From: TimF	2/5/2005 2:01:40 AM
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Here are the winnners of the M-LAW competition for wackiest warning label of the year: (From New Scientist) 1st prize Do not use for personal hygiene – on a toilet brush 2nd prize This product moves when used – from a child’s scooter Previous winners have included: * Remove child before folding – on a baby’s buggy * Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally - on a digital thermometer * Never remove food or other items from the blades while the product is operating - on an electric hand blender * Harmful if swallowed – on a three-pronged brass fishing lure. * Do not use this product as a toy, pillow, or flotation device - on a bag of air used as a packing material * Do not use as a ladder – on a 30cm tall CD rack * Never iron clothes while they are being worn - on a household iron * Do not use the Silence Feature in emergency situations. It will not extinguish a fire - on a smoke detector * Do not eat toner - on a laser printer cartridge * And on a pair of cyclist’s shin guards – Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover. Message 21018412

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