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Politics : Just the Facts, Ma'am: A Compendium of Liberal Fiction

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To: American Spirit who wrote (4480)3/3/2004 3:46:05 PM
From: miraje   of 90947
 
washingtontimes.com

..."He has absolutely, absolutely not had Botox treatments. You'd think his opponents would have something else to talk about besides John Kerry's looks," his spokeswoman, Stephanie Cutter, said yesterday.

But those before-and-after photos of the Massachusetts Democrat, transformed from melancholy hound dog to svelte leading man, were displayed in living color at the Drudge Report (www.drudgereport.com) and elsewhere.

The photos certainly cast a wrinkle on things. "I'm telling you, I always thought the mortician did a great job with John Kerry," Comedy Central's Colin Quinn joked yesterday. "But I didn't know that Botox could mix with embalming fluid. Frankly, I like just the embalming fluid. It gives a nicer look."

Mr. Quinn paused momentarily to envision the new and improved presidential hopeful.

"You know, John Kerry used to look like Keith Richard's square brother who went to business school. He used to look like Andrew Jackson on the old $20 bill. But now, now he looks like Andrew Jackson on the new $20 bill," Mr Quinn concluded. "Oh, the wonders of science."...
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