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To: Lucretius who started this subject12/15/2000 8:49:42 AM
From: Box-By-The-Riviera™  Read Replies (1) of 436258
 
HOLIDAY GREETINGS FROM RENT-A-LEDGE INC.

We are pleased to announce our grand opening program is now established in most major cities throughout the world as well as our 20 story portable tower system available in up to five locations via C31 transport with two hour turnaround times to meet the demanding needs of any client.

Just to give you an idea of what we already offer:

The Soft Landing Ledge Package: this unique platform is perfect for the investor who just hasn't made up his or her mind about the future and yet feels an overwhelming urge to make a statement to family, friends or just the market in general. This single story program is all inclusive and features the Abby Pad landing system, tasteful note paper for the desperate farewell message, and pre-jump list of questions to prepare you for this one hundred percent survivable fall. You will also receive a discounted 60 story drastic action package should you later conclude quick relief is the only way out of your investment program.

Please stay tuned for more.

Happy Landings!

From all of us at Rent-A-Ledge

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