Kamala Harris Stymied As Argument With Talking Cactus Toy Enters Third Hour
January 11, 2025
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Vice President Kamala Harris continued to get the worst of the exchanges as a heated argument with a talking cactus toy entered its third hour this afternoon.
The cactus seemed to have an immediate retort for everything the Vice President said, confounding Harris' intellect as she steadily lost control of the dispute.
"So, you think there's great significance to the passage of time, huh cactus?" asked the Vice President.
"So, you think there's great significance to the passage of time, huh cactus?" replied the cactus.
"Why are you calling me a cactus? I'm the Vice President!" cried Harris.
"Why are you calling me a cactus? I'm the Vice President!" retorted the cactus.
"But you are a cactus!" said Harris, exasperated.
"But you are a cactus!" said the cactus, still calm and collected as ever.
The debate continued to rage on, with the cactus firmly remaining in control as the hours rolled by. Aides tried to intervene, but Harris remained determined as ever to best the succulent.
At publishing time, Harris and the cactus had descended into a lengthy loop of shouting "I'm the real Vice President!" at each other. |
