I ENJOY BEING A GIRL/SNITCH
When I tape my conversations,
With my friend who the Pres has ditched,
I don't need to drink libations,
I enjoy being a snitch
When Starr tells me I'm essential,
Though some people may call me "bitch,"
I must use my full potential,
I enjoy being a snitch
I thrill at the crimes she is admitting,
I drool when their antics are described,
Who said one should just mind their own knitting,
When she cops to a dozen acts that are proscribed?
I just want to serve my nation,
And my nation will soon serve me,
I will rise in my rank and station,
As the book that I will write makes me a mint - you'll see!
copyright 1998 wayne aaronson |
