No offense intended.
> > > Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs were. The
> > > first man was an engineer, the second man was an accountant,
> > > the third man was a chemist, the fourth was a government
> > > worker.
> > >
> > > To show off, the engineer called to his dog. "T-square, do
> > > your stuff." T-square trotted over to a desk, took out some
> > > paper and a pen and promptly drew a circle, a square and a
> > > triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.
> > >
> > > The accountant said his dog could do better. He called his
> > > dog and said, "Slide Rule, do your stuff." Slide Rule went
> > > out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He
> > > divided them into four equal parts of three cookies each.
> > > Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.
> > >
> > > The chemist said his dog could do better. He called his dog
> > > and said, "Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up, walked
> > > over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a ten
> > > ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly eight
> > > ounces without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was
> > > pretty smart.
> > >
> > > Then the three men turned to the government worker and said,
> > > "What can your dog do?"
> > >
> > > The government worker called to his dog and said, "Coffee
> > > Break, do your stuff." Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate
> > > the cookies, drank the milk, dumped on the paper, sexually
> > > assaulted the other three dogs, claimed he injured his back
> > > while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working
> > > conditions, put in for Worker's Compensation, and went home
> > > on sick leave. |
