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Gold/Mining/Energy : SOUTHERNERA (t.SUF)

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To: Valuepro who wrote (4971)11/12/1999 8:37:00 PM
From: crudestope   of 7235
 
Dear Valuepro,

Thank you for educating me. I live and learn something new everyday.

The island is half the time 370km NNW off Wales, it depends on the tide. When it is out the distance is roughly 368km.

However, it was measured by Remanie Fossil using his bicycle milometer and he probably laid it aside quite a number of times along the way to have a swig (he is our biggest alcohol consumer and the only one known to have strayed from the Sunday abstinence rule much to the dismay of our vicar).

Now I can hear you say how could he have ridden his cycle on the ocean bed.

Well simple really he was wearing a diving suit at the time.

What have you got against palm trees?

Because we don't age it is difficult to determine the exact time. All our clocks show twelve o'clock, noon. But I know that cannot be right because it is dark and the moon is illuminating Simon's bald patch.

Just hold on, I'll ask Unox whether it is a full moon.

Drunk again. He stumbled on to the chimney to have a closer look and fell down the drain pipe. He is being swept along the gutter towards the harbour jetty. I have to leave now to rescue him.

Oh yes, read my reply to Eddy Perry. Maybe you got it.

Crudestope.

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