Mike,
I think her name is something like Suzi Garab. I've heard it dozens of times but immediately forget it each time. I wonder why that is.
Good point on the Brill Cream. Do they still make Wildroot? "Use Wlldroot Cream Oil, Charlie"
I don't know if you can blame Cassie's zaftigness on a baby. Dimi Moore didn't look that fat in the non-womb area when she was on the cover of Cosmo. And I think Cassie had already had the baby for a while when my wife looked in at the show one night and said, "She got fat!" I think we should get Suzi, Cassie, Linda O'Brion, Suzanne, and Eastabrook together and have them compete in a Jeopardy round robin. I'd guess they'd finish in this order:
Suzi
Linda
Suzanne
Eastabrook
Cassie
I'm amazed that they have Stan Weinstein and a few others on as Weekly Market Monitors. Hulbert had Weinstein as the absolute worst newsletter writer in the country, if my memory is correct. I think he gave him a special award once in his column in Forbes. I think at the time the Dow had been up something like 300% during the time period covered by Hulbert, and Stan was up or down 3% or something.
The gold-bug dude from Tibouron,CA, Jim Dines, is another piece of work. He works the gold shows with some blonde bombshells to get people's attention. I imagine his investing record is probably in the same leage with Weinstein.
Then there's that Drach ?? dude. If Hollywood ever needs someone cast as a mortician, they need only call him.
It amazes me where Kangas finds a lot of these people. Hey Paul, if you're out there, why don't you call me to be Market Monitor. I'd do better than some of those dudes you found. Actually, that would be a good feature. Find some civilian and have him be the Market Monitor. Or get some chimp and have him throw darts some Friday night. |
