here are me facts for you to gnaw your teeth on...
> I just got my new Lexus RX400h, and returned to the
> dealer the next day, complaining that I couldn't
> figure out how the radio worked. The salesman
> explained that the radio was voice activated.
>
> "Watch this!" He said, "Nelson! The radio replied,
> "Ricky or Willie?"
>
> "Willie!" He continued...and On The Road Again came
> from the speakers.
> I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every
> time I'd say, "Beethoven!" I'd get beautiful classical
> music, and if I said, "Beatles!" I'd get one of their
> awesome songs.
>
> One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed
> my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them.
> "ASSHOLES!" I yelled...The French National Anthem
> began to play, sung by Susan Sarandon and Michael Moore,
> backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums
> and Bill Clinton on sax....
>
>
> Darn, I LOVE this car! |
