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Pastimes : The Justa & Lars Honors Bob Brinker Investment Club
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To: mister topes who wrote (5073)5/11/1999 9:14:00 PM
From: Justa Werkenstiff   of 15132
 
Don: "Why can't I get the Justabid.com channel on my cable?"

The demand is so great for our programming that we are unable to provide channel access to everyone at this time. Unfortunately, we cannot provide cable programming to you because you local cable provider has not subscribed to the underwriting of our shares in any meaningful way. In any event, if you can pay your bills, we are not interested in you as a customer. We don't want to show a profit. Heck no, if we did show a profit we would then fall victim to a valuation model and that would mean discussion about our P/E.

It is just as well for you and for us at justabid.com. I am afraid our programming might break your resolve and force you to take up golfing as a full time profession. Therefore, we at justabid.com do not find it in our interest to provide you with our quality programming. But if you want a taste of what we do, lock yourself in a room and watch reruns of the Jerry Favors Comedy Act. We welcomed Jerry Favors (see bogus press release) to our board today and hope he can do for us what he has done for his followers. The active avoidance of profits is the key to our business model and Jerry is our insurance policy in that regard.

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