The Onion Folds
Home - by BigFurHat - October 9, 2009 - 08:19 America/Chicago - 3 Comments
In a brief statement, the principles of the news parody outlet, THE ONION, announced that it will ending it’s long run. “We simply cannot top the announcement of Obama winning the Nobel Peace Prize.”
Writer, Lars Heinman, said, “good luck future comedy writers, I for one, seem to have been permanently cut off at the knees.” Another member of the staff, Bob House, threw a water bottle into a wall and screamed, “way to go, Oslo!” Stig Frieman, senior writer, sat in his chair, rocking back and forth and muttering, “nothing seems ironic, nothing seems funny.” He was finally led away cloaked in a large fluffy robe.
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