Oh, I can't resist this.
My guess is that the Viking was the highest point on the boat, and he was situated on a big pyramid of selected combustibles. Logs. Legos. Last September's coupon sections and Circuit City fliers.
And then, they touched the match to it like starting a BBQ pyre the wrong way. From the top, so the white part takes forever to work its way down and then there's not enough coals left to do the ribs properly, unless you pile more on, the morons.
'Xept they meant to do it that way, and by the time the boat proper began to be combustively decompiled, depilated, see you later Depilator, the Viking would be Extra Crispy.
Is my theory. And it is so hot here - 97 outside, 87 inside and really humid - that my synapses are beginning to list to port. |
