<< A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.
> >
> > "Well," says the doctor, "I can do the facelift, and then you'll
> > have to come back in six months for a follow-up."
> >
> > "Oh, no." the woman replies. "I want it all done in one shot. I
> > don't want to have to come back."
> >
> > The doctor thinks for a second, then offers, "There is a new
> > procedure where we put a screw in the top of your head. Then
> anytime
> > you see wrinkles appearing, you just give it a little turn, which
> > pulls the skin up, and they disappear."
> >
> > "That's what I want!" exclaims the lady. "Let's do that."
> >
> > Six months later the lady c h a r g e s into the doctor's office.
>
> >
> > "Well, how's the procedure holding up?" the doctor asks.
> >
> > "Terrible!" the lady bellows. "It's the worst mistake I've
> > ever made."
> >
> > "What's wrong?" asks the doctor.
> >
> > "Just look at these bags under my eyes!" she hollers.
> >
> > "Lady," the doctor retorts, "those aren't bags, those are your
> > breasts. And if you don't leave that screw alone, you're going to
> > have a beard!"
Dave |
