LISA,
<OT>, Here's the other part of the list:
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From the law offices of Johnnie Cochran, Esquire, here are the top ten
proposed closing arguments in the matter of United States v. William J. Clinton:
>>> 10. If the dress ain't a mess, he won't need to confess
>>> 09. The economy's great, let the White Boy skate
>>> 08. If the B@#$ didn't spit, you must acquit
>>> 07. If she is not spread eagle, then it is not illegal
>>> 06. Lewinsky's a whore, but Bill's better than Gore
>>> 05. So he lied to the masses, he was just saving some @$$es
>>> 04. He cheats on his wife, but it's his personal life
>>> 03. Bill can't tell the truth till he sees Ken Starr's proof
>>> 02. Bill isn't sleazy, Lewinsky's just easy
>>> And the number one closing argument by Johnny Cochrane:
>>> 01. If the sex is just oral, it's not really immoral |
