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To: StocksDATsoar who wrote (53442)	7/5/2000 1:34:39 AM
From: Jim Bishop	Read Replies (1) of 150070

Yeeech, a goodly pile: darwinawards.com Elephant dung you can write on: apieceofafrica.co.za Dung buddies, "zoo doo"? And you thought pet rocks were fun: zoodoo.com Poo Perchers: zoodoo.com Can't get any dung from your elephant, he's a little plugged up, no problem.... darwinawards.com It's a better alternative, than this: (1998, Paderborn Germany) Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt fed his constipated elephant Stefan 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally let fly -- and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of poop! Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded on him like a dump truck full of mud. "The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to theground, where he struck his head on a rock and lay unconscious as the elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on top of him," said flabbergasted Paderborn police detective Erik Dern. "With no one there to help him, he lay under all that dung for at least an hour before a watchman came along, and during that time he suffocated. "It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that happen." The grandaddy of all dung....MASTADON DUNG! flmnh.ufl.edu

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