>>>> Doctors
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best
>>>> patients to operate on.
>>>>
>>>> The first surgeon, from New York, says, "I like to see accountants
>>>> on my operating table, because when you open them up,
>>>> everything inside
>>>> is numbered."
>>>>
>>>> The second, from Chicago, responds, "Yeah, but you should try
>>>> electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
>>>>
>>>> The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, "No, I really think
>>>> librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical
>>>> order."
>>>>
>>>> The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like
>>>> construction workers...those guys always understand when you
>>>> have a few
>>>> parts left over."
>>>>
>>>> But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up
>>>> when he
>>>> observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to
>>>> operate on.
>>>> There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine,
>>>> and the
>>>> head and the ass are interchangeable." |
