> > > > > > HOW--MY FRIEND, GOT HER MONEY BACK
> > > > > >
> > > > > > She goes into Wal-Mart and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the
> > > > > > toaster she bought because it doesn't work. The clerk tells her that he
> > > > > > can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.All of a sudden,
> > > > > > the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming
> > > > > > "GRAB MY TITS! GRAB MY TITS!"
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The clerk, not knowing what to do, runs to get the store manager. The
> > > > > >
> > > > > > manager comes up to the Woman and asks, "What's wrong?" She explains
> > > > > > the situation with the toaster. He tells her that he can't give her a
> > > > > >refund
> > > > > > because she bought it on special.Once again, the woman throws her arms up
> > > > > >in the air and starts screaming, "GRAB MY TITS! GRAB MY TITS!"
> > > > > >
> > > > > >In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying that?"
> > > > > >
> > > > > > In a huff, the woman says,
> > > > > > "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY TITS GRABBED
> > > > > > WHEN I'M GETTING SCREWED!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > ---Her money was refunded.......... |
