A guy drinks booze from 15 dies at 53. At that age his body was ravaged by the effects of alcohol and general collapse of all organs.
Doctors look at him and at his medical history 'cirrhosis of the liver, pancreatitis, epilepsy, polyneuropathy, alcoholic dementia, heart disease, increased chance of cancer, nutritional deficiencies, sexual dysfunction' and instead of saying, this guy died of too much alcohol comsumption"
they ask: "how he lived?
Well, he had a drug habit. He took too much alcohol.
Oh, how he did that?
Well, he got a glass and drunk out of it.
So this guy during his whole life, used a glass, which he shared among all the other people? Well, this is serious ladies and gentlemen! In a glass there are pathogens, the HIX virus that is transmitted via shared glasses among the bebums (bebum is a drunkard).
Lets look at his body, Shall we?
Hey there is no HIX. It is not glass sharing thing.
But wait a moment! there is half dozen anti-bodies of the HIX virus, that means during his life he got in touch with the HIX virus, thus HIX is the cause of all the destruction of his body.
Gentlemen, lets get a lot of money. Produce drugs to kill the HIX and also research more since we don't know enough about it.
Let's gorge in moolah!
Professor David Zaridze, who led the international research team, calculated that alcohol had killed three million Russians since 1987.
Russia must be the place where the HIX originated. May be a fox bit a unter in Siberia and the virus entered the human being.
Hey, how about the glasses shared then? ehat should we do about it?
Ah just tell them to use a straw from now on. Let's distribute free straws to avoid contamination.
Drink, but drink safe. Only drink using a straw... |
