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It did say organizations. They did say apolitical, but if they are not getting money from the government in these past 40 years, it means they have to be right wing, not liberal. Most people who influence the government by research are liberal. Liberals only pay people to say what they want to hear.
They should pass a law, for each civil servant that they hire who is liberal, they have to hire 1.125 conservatives. The civil service are now unionized in the so called civilized world, and that means that they are also liberalized and the men are girly men. The Civil service of the G7 countries are by their salaries 65% of GDP. That is why statistically the GDP of the country appear to be 65% service industry. When the government quotes this statistics to indicate that mature economies graduate so to speak to service economies, they forget to put the word "civil" in front of the word "service". It would explain a lot to people who are otherwise easily brainashed by what politicians say in their speeches. For a categorization of these pronouncements, see the chapter on "comfortable lies". The Civil Service therefore becomes 100% liberal/democrat, and since they are the largest voting block in the nation, they perpetuate liberal democratic governments or at best, republican/conservative minorities. They also stamp out freedom of speech so conservative ideals cannot be promulgated and conservative votes are harder to recruit. The only refuge of the republican candidate is to appear to the right wing religious vote, pandering to the spectre of unspeakable evil evinced by the free booting social license of the standard issue democratic/liberal free spending sex maniac. Although it is standard practice if one is a democrat/liberal to always paint the conservative as a Nazi in morally and fiscally righteous clothing, the party that most closely adheres to the principles of that once popular central European political party is that of the democrat/liberal persuasion. Mass brainwashing, subtle psychological persuasion, book burnings, (v-chip) etc, are eerily close to many liberal/democratic policies. We must distinguish here between a true conservative who is almost anarchic in this distaste for government intervention, and an autocrat who appeals to atavistic tendencies amongst the most rigid of thinkers.
One Beer and Political Divisions:
The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:
1. Liberals
2. Conservatives.
Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery.
That's how villages were formed.
Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to B-B-Q at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement.
Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly B-B-Q's and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement
Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. The rest became known as girlie-men or wussies. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided.
Over the years Conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth : the elephant
Liberals are symbolized by the jackass.
A few modern liberals like Mexican light beer (with lime added), but most prefer a chilled glass of Sauvignon Blanc,with passion fruit and kiwi aromas which are marked by grassy notes, then rounded out on the midpalate by peach flavors c risp and refreshing, with a hint of chalky minerality on the finish; or Perrier bottled water. They eat raw fish but dislike beef. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare.
Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, Ivy League professors, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated-hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat.
Conservatives drink Sam Adams, Harpoon IPA or Yuengling Lager. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, athletes, Marines, and generally anyone who works productively .
Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.
Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans . That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America. They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.
Here ends today's lesson in world history: It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to the above before forwarding it.
A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be forwarded immediately to other true believers and to more liberals just to piss them off.
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