So, I went looking for jokes, but instead, I found this, or maybe it's a joke too.
lizzie-borden.com
Now available: the long awaited, most
comprehensive definitive book on Lizzie Borden
and the tragic drama of the Borden family. Over
600 pages of documented facts.
By Leonard Rebello: "Lizzie Borden, Past and
Present". Signed by the author if desired at the
scene of the crimes - the Lizzie Borden Bed and
Breakfast/ Museum!
Personalization available at no extra charge if
requested.
Also nearby, the elegant annex lizzie-borden.com
10. Brick from Borden Home Chimney w/ certificate of authenticity..................... $100
References to The Ballad of Lizzie Borden, Chad Mitchell Trio, 1961, showed up too, but no words, only a later reworking in honor of OJ. It might have inspired the Beverly Hillbillies theme song too, at least it seems to fit rhythmically.
-Win |
