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as long as you are apologizing for something you are not responsible for, I say you get with the program and apologize for spelling apologizing wrong, the Inquisition, the great fire of aught eight, cocktail weenies, religious psychopaths, all smelly things, all gooey things, all gooey smelly things, bad movies, bad books, creeps that have real companies and hype what they claim to be real technology but it is really horse ca-ca and who are actually fleecing the public, Rodan, Mothra, surly receptionists, flavored beer, pipe bombs, people who can't take a joke, brokers who wouldn't know a good stock if it walked up and bit them on the ass, World's Scariest Police Chases Parts I, II, III, and IV, rumors, taxes, and your tie. And those sofa size paintings they sell in Wal-Mart . And I don't mean that in a bad way. |