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Politics : Just the Facts, Ma'am: A Compendium of Liberal Fiction

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To: Sully- who wrote (56420)3/23/2007 11:58:16 PM
From: Sully-   of 90947
 
Army Desertions Rise to Near All-Time Average

Satire from ScrappleFace
By Scott Ott on U.S. News

(2007-03-23) — The Pentagon today admitted that, due to the Bush administration’s hugely unpopular war in Iraq, desertions from the Army have increased in each of the last two years, reaching almost 75 percent of pre-war levels.

According to a story in The New York Times, citing a National Public Radio report, the Pentagon has miscalculated desertion figures in recent years, in part because the Defense Department inexplicably misplaced personnel records during what officials called an “isolated incident at the office” on September 11, 2001.

With demoralized soldiers bolting the service at rates approaching the peace-time average — and almost 30 percent of the Vietnam war era average — Pentagon officials failed to offer a plan to halt what one reporter called “an exodus of Biblical proportions”.

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-CA, said she was not alarmed by the number of Army desertions.

“When Democrats say ‘We support the troops’,” Rep. Pelosi said, “these are the troops we’re talking about.”

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