Katie Couric, Charlie Gibson, Brian Williams and a tough old U.S. Marine
> Sergeant were captured by terrorists in Iraq.
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> The leader of the terrorists told them he'd grant each of them one last
> request before they were beheaded and dragged naked through the streets.
> Katie Couric said, Well, I'm a Southerner, so I'd like one last plate
> of fried chicken. The leader nodded to an underling who left and
> returned with the chicken. Couric ate it all and said, 'Now I can die
> content.
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> Charlie Gibson said, 'I'm living in ' New York, so I'd like to hear the
> song, The Moon and Me, one last time. The terrorist leader nodded to
> another terrorist who had studied the Western world and knew the music.
> He returned with some rag-tag musicians and played the song. Gibson was
> satisfied.
>
>
> Brian Williams said, 'I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my
> tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen.
> Maybe,
> someday, someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till the
> end. The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and
> Williams dictated his comments. He then said, 'Now I can die happy.'
>
>
> The leader turned and said, 'And now, Mr. U.S. Marine, what is your
> final wish? 'Kick me in the ass,' said the Marine. 'What?' asked the
> leader, 'Will you mock us in your last hour?' 'No, I'm NOT kidding. I
> want you to kick me in the ass,'insisted the Marine. So the leader
> shoved him into the yard and kicked him in the ass. The Marine went
> sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm pistol from inside his
> cammies and shot the leader dead. In the resulting confusion, he
> emptied his sidearm on six terrorists, then with his knife he slashed
> the throat of one, and with an AK-47, which he took, sprayed
> the rest of the terrorists killing another in a flash, all of them were
> either dead or fleeing for their lives. As the Marine was untying
> Couric, Gibson, and Williams, they asked him, 'Why didn't you just shoot
> them all in the first place? Why did you ask him to kick you in the
> ass?'
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>
> 'What?' replied the Marine, 'and have you three assholes report that I
> was the aggressor....?
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> Semper Fi! |
