"........Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...................... I can just imagine the scene in the dusty, pee-stenched Safe House this morning...!!!
"..Bozo.." al-Zarkawi literally fuming, pacing madly around in ever-tightening circles - talking to Osama Lama DingDong over the 'two-cans-&-a-string' phone - while MudTaco al-Sadarse is raging away in the background...:
"...Thaz'right Bozz, they done did da Sovereignty swap two freakin' days early...!!! Now, I've got goofy-arse, Wacko Raghead car-bombers out crusin' 'round in rusty Toyotas, running out of gas, soakin' up dark sweet tea, an' costing me extra Per Diem and date sandwiches -- with NO PLACE to blow up...!!
Hey, ...if you wanna fire me, you freaked' out caveman, you drag your raggedy butt down here to "..Flush-water Falluja.." and let me hear it directly from your rectal-orifice-looking yap-trap..... I didn't sign on to be the full-time brains of this BS outfit, that's your schmegging job...!!!
Oh yeah, ....well it that's the way you feel about it, shove your AK-47 up your arse and shoot clouds till the sun goes down...."!!!
".....Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..................
John :-)
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