Here's one you can tell any elderly lady and watch her squirm. It works really good.
Mrs. Rich, a very wealthy widow, calls down on her private intercom to her butler in the garage .
"Jeeves, please come up to my bedroom immediately."
When Jeeves arrives, Mrs. Rich looks at him and says,
"Jeeves, I want you to take my jacket off."
"But madam!" Jeeves replies.
"Do it, Jeeves, do it now."
"Yes, madam."
Now, Jeeves, take off my blouse."
"But madam!"
"Just do it, Jeeves. I am ordering you."
"Yes, madam."
"Now, Jeeves, I want you to take off all my clothes."
"BUT MADAM!!!"
"Jeeves, take off all my clothes!!"
"Yes, madam.."
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."Now, Jeeves, if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, I shall be forced to let you go." |
