A cute joke from Yahoo:
"After his testimony at 09/11 hearings, Ashcroft was met by President George Bush and, after congratulatory niceties, a lunch was ordered.
As they set at the table of Senate's cafeteria, John Ashcroft said:
"Mr. President, our plans are to get rid of about 12 million Islamists and a blond..."
Upon hearing it, a man at the table next to theirs turned around and, glaringly, asked: "Blond? What's with the blond?"
Ashcroft, while keeping his eyes on the man, turned to President Bush and said:
"You see, Mr. President, I told you! Nobody gives a flying rat's ass about Islamists."
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