You must be talking about my 14 year old daughter who has an IQ of 190 and takes ballet lessons, gets straight A's, is an excellent artist, can speak 8 languages fluently, has a vocabulary that would make Webster blush, has hundreds of friends of all colors, is a vegetarian, despises smokers and hunters, attends an exclusive school for perfect children, participates in every protest march and sit-in, has perfect manners, never farts or burps even in private, idolizes Princess Di, hates Michael Jackson, loves to be snuggled only by her mommy, thinks all TV is boring, reads 5 books a day, donates all of her allowance to Unwed Mothers of America, and does volunteer work at the local hospital and old age home.
Is she the one?
Jim |
