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Pastimes : THE SLIGHTLY MODERATED BOXING RING

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To: Dayuhan who wrote (6156)3/31/2002 11:59:44 PM
From: Lazarus_Long  Read Replies (1) of 21057
 
For my part, I'd like to start a network of boarding schools for Palestinian youth. Really nice ones. Far away from the combat zone. Then we pay the families to send their kids there. If Saddam offers $25,000 for a martyr, we offer $50,000 for a graduate. Guaranteed jobs on graduation. Downpayments on enrollment.
Expensive, but probably less so than 9/11 has cost. Undermine them through prosperity.

They want Islam, give 'em Islam. Round up every Muslim theologian that says terrorism is incompatible with Islam, an d make them the teachers.
All three of them? :-)

For the adults, set up some seaside resorts and let any certified terrorist spend all the time they want there. Hire every hooker in Las Vegas and send them over to service the boys. Sure, they won't be virgins and there won't be 72 of 'em, but the guys won't have to blow themselves up either.
Even better, make sure the hookers have AIDS. :-)

The suggestion about the Gurkhas is serious,
I don't think a few regiments would so it. The Monte Negro Army could probably defeat a force of that size. And every tinhorn dictator with ambitions would make sure he could before he tried anything.
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