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To: Jim Bishop who wrote (61934)9/5/2000 7:00:23 PM
From: CIMA   of 150070
 
Damn cunning these Aussies!

From the State where drink driving is considered a
sport comes a true story from Dalby, SE Queensland.

Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a
local neighbourhood tavern.

Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving
the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the car park for a few
minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After
what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five
vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he
fell into.

He was there for a few minutes as a number of other
patrons left the bar and drove off.

Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and
off (it was a fine dry night) flicked the indicators
on, then off, tooted the horn and then switched on the
lights.

He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a
little and then remained stationary for a few more
minutes as some more vehicles left.

At last, when all the other patrons had left the car
park he pulled out and started to drive slowly down
the road.

The police officer, having patiently waited all this
time, now started up the patrol car, put on the
flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and
carried out a breathalyser test.

To his amazement the breathalyser indicated no
evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to
accompany me to the Police station this breathalyser
equipment must be broken.

"I think you'll find that the breathalyser equipment
is fine, I haven't had a drink all night" said the
man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy."
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