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Politics : PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH
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To: AK2004 who wrote (637594)10/4/2004 2:25:45 PM
From: Skywatcher  Read Replies (1) of 769670
 
How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a light bulb?



The Answer is 10:



1. One to demand that the light bulb needs to be changed.



2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb doesn't need to
be changed.



3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb.



4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either: "For changing the
light bulb or for darkness."



5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light
bulb.



6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a
stepladder under the banner "Light Bulb Change Accomplished."



7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how
Bush was literally "in the dark."



8. One to viciously smear the insider and his book.



9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a
strong light bulb-changing policy all along.



10. And, finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing
in a light bulb and screwing the country.
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