Zombie Gloria Steinem Emerges from Grave to Call for Limbaugh's Arrest:
Gloria Steinem Emerges from Grave
 R.O.C.K. in the USSA
3/9/2012, 9:46 pm
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Palm Beach County, Florida - March 9, 2012 - AP (Associated Potatoes)
Today in Palm Beach County a previously believed to be dead of old age Gloria Steinem, overcome with anguish and unable to speak, was seen holding up a hand-lettered sign demanding the immediate arrest of Rush Limbaugh, for his crimes against huwomynity - specifically for insulting Sandra Fluke (rhymes with 'fu*k') on his national radio program last week.
As bystanders "rushed" to support her aging and frail body, Ms Steinem attempted again to speak, but was unable to, obviously because of the decades of pent-up womyn rage held captive in her wrinkled but beautiful as ever womynness.
When asked at the White House what the President's take was on all this, spokesunit Jay "Carney" Carney giggled and stated, "Hey, Gloria might be older than FLUKE (rhymes with, well, you know), but DAMN that woman got it goin' on! I'd do her!" He then winked for the cameras and said "That's off the record, ya know."
Rush Limbaugh was unavailable for comment, as he was busy signing up several dozen new advertisers.
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